Well I’m two kinds
of crazy over you
You’re drivin’ me insane
and that’s the truth
Well I’m crazy if I don’t
 and I’m crazy if I do
Well I’m two kinds of crazy
over you, over you
Yes I’m two kinds
of crazy over you.

There’s somethin’ goin’ on here
that I don’t understand
The better I treat you woman,
the worse you treat your man
My mind feels I should leave you,
but my heart says that ain’t true
You really have made two
of me and both of us are fools

Oh well I’m two kinds
of crazy over you
You’re drivin’ me insane
and that’s the truth
Well I’m crazy if I don’t
and I’m crazy if I do
Well I’m two kinds of
crazy over you, over you
Yes I’m two kinds of
crazy over you.

There really should be two of you
to match these two of me
And then one of us could stay with you
and the other one could leave
But then again that wouldn’t work.
I’d just be more confused
And all of my frustrations
would be multiplied by two

Oh well I’m two kinds
of crazy over you
You’re drivin’ me insane
and that’s the truth
Well I’m crazy if I don’t
and I’m crazy if I do
Well I’m two kinds of
crazy over you, over you
Yes I’m two kinds
of crazy over you.